Hamid was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5kg."
After two weeks, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly 20kg. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did you follow my instructions?"
Hamid nodded obediently. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?" asked the doctor.
"No, from all that skipping."
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Definitions
Have you heard of Ah Kok applying to medical school to become a doctor? Needless to say, he never made it. Wanna know why?
These are the answers he wrote in his entrance exam:
- Antibody - against everyone
- Artery - the study of paintings
- Bacteria - the back door to a cafeteria
- Ceasarean section - a district in Rome
- Cardiology - advance study of poker playing
- Cat scan - searching for lost kitty
- Chronic - neck of a crow
- Coma - ,
- Cortisone - area around local court
- Cyst - short for sister
- Diagnosis - person with slanted nose
- Dislocation - in this place
- Duodenum - couple in blue jeans
- Enema - not a friend
- Fake labour - pretending to work
- Genes - blue denim
- Hernia - she is close by
- Impotent - well-known/distinguish
- Labour pain - hurt at work
- Lactose - people without toes
- Lymph - walk unsteadily
- Obesity - city of Obe
- Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace prize
- Proteins - in favour of teens
- Pus - small cat
- Red blood count - dracula
- Secretion - hiding anything
- Tablet - small table
- Ultrasound - radical noise
- Urine - opposite of you're out
- Varicose - very close
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