LOL #1 : Divorce Letter

Dear Wife,
I'm writting you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it.

These last two weeks have been stressful. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today and that was the last straw.


Last week, you came home and didn't notice that I had a new haircut, had cooked you favourite meal and even wore a brand new pair of silk pyjamas. You ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want anything that connects us as husband and wife.


Either you're cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.


Your EX-Husband
P.S. Don't try to find me. Your sister and I are moving to Chiang Mai. Have a great life!

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Dear EX-Husband,
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It's true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good man is a far cry from what you've been.


I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining and griping.


I did notice you got a new haircut last week, but the first thing that came to mind was that you look just like a girl. Since my mother raised me up not to say anything if I can't say something nice, I didn't comment.


And when you cooked my favourite meal, you must have confused me with my sister, because I stopped eating beef seven years ago.


About those new silk pyjamas, I turned away from you because the RM50 price tag was still on them, and I prayed that it was coincidence that my sister had just borrowed RM50 from me that morning.


After all of this, I still loved you and felt like that we could work it out. So when I hit the lottery for RM10,000,000, I quit my job and bought us two ticket to Hawaii. But when I got home, you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.


I hope you have fulfilling life you've always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won't get a penny from me. So take care.


Signed,
Your EX-Wife, Rich As Ever and Free!
P.S I don't know if I ever told you this, but my sister Miew-Li was born Man-Li. I hope that's not a problem.

Pandai dierorg nih buat dialog. Terbaekk arr budak jurus wajib & FMj.
LOL
Reality : During this time, we're bored and tired of waiting for the bus.

Z : I got this from a joke book. I'll share more of it in here. XD